3. How does hot chicken not mess you up?
We have amazing fried chicken down here, as was intended by all that is holy. Nashville prides itself on "hot chicken," a concoction that seems to consist of chicken injected with hot liquid death, and then fried. Oh sure, it tastes good. But then you have to digest it. And that's when terrible things happen.
4. Your traffic situation is bedlam
Bedlam I tell you! You can make fun of Memphis drivers all you want, but every hour is rush hour in Nashville, a city which apparently grew faster than civic planners could cope with, so they said "screw it" and just gave up. If you have to get anywhere in Nashville anytime between waking hours, allot yourself an extra hour to get there.