3. Following Memphis basketball is good cardiac exercise
The Grizzlies or Tigers can be up by 20 against a terrible team, then lose the lead and be down by one with 12 seconds left in the game. Then they'll trudge through a multi-game losing streak only to beat the #1 team in the league at home. Just hold on to your growl towels and hang in there. It's called grit and grind for a reason.
4. Oh, and if you're a Grizz hater, you can leave
Seriously. Don't let the door hit you on the way out. That includes you, ESPN commentators.
5. Stay out of the far-right lane of Poplar Ave
The lane is too small for city buses, floods as soon as it starts raining, and is filled with treacherous potholes. Just stay out of it. In fact, avoid Poplar altogether if possible.