Welcome to March, that magical time of year when everyone you've ever met shows up to couch surf, certain that Miami'll be exactly like the Travel Channel told 'em it would be, and that they'll immediately start making out with one of these girls. To help lessen that shock, here’s a list of 24 things we highly suggest you email them so they’re at least a little prepared.
1. Miami and South Beach are two completely different things
South Beach is what you see on The Real Housewives. Miami is what you see on The First 48.
2. Nothing will ever start on time
Oh, you thought that "8pm" meant show up at 8? No, that means get in the shower at 9.