20. Those enormously jacked dudes over there?
They’re... um... probably not interested in girls.
21. Those impeccably dressed dudes over there with the long hair?
They’re probably not either. Or they're European. Tough call.
22. We can’t get you into LIV just because we live here
But feel free to believe that guy who just moved here from New York who says he can.
23. Don’t ever leave your valuables on the beach
Unless you hate your credit cards.
24. Nobody cares who you are back home
Oh, you RUN sh*t back in Yakima? That’s cool. Go wait in line behind Jason London.
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