Hurl fruit (or is it vegetables?) at your friends

Rauliux Raulix

While chefs do all sorts of fancypants things with tomatoes in South Beach, Tobacco Road will be using them for what God intended: chucking them at the guy next to you like he’s Fozzie friggin' Bear. 25,000 red projectiles will be dumped into a parking lot this Saturday at noon, then you and 1499 other people (who all signed a waiver) will have 30mins to go nuts. Whoever throws the hardest will likely get a three-year deal with the Marlins. Photo by Rauliux Raulix