4. Gator Frat Star Fan
His tailgates aren’t so much about football as they are an excuse for him and his boys to take their shirts off. Sorry, but using steroids doesn’t make you a football player, bro.
How to mess with him: Hand him a plastic surgery brochure touting calf implants, pat him on the back, and say, “Just looking out for you, pal.”
5. Tebow Jersey Fan
The only item in his wardrobe not purchased from Walmart is that $375 commemorative number he bought back in '08. He’ll be wearing it well into 2030.
How to mess with him: Ask if he’s gonna be getting one for the Saskatchewan Roughriders.
6. Overly Knowledgeable Female Fan
Just because you were “friends” with half the team during your glory years does not make knowing the yards per carry of your backup fullback any less weird. It’s like a guy knowing about Prada bags.
How to mess with her: Answer everything she says with “Whatever. You’re a girl. You don’t know football.”
7. Racist Gator Fan Who Hates Miami
According to him, Miami is a cesspool full of filth, crime, and Mexicans, a position based entirely on that one time in 1998 he drove through on his way to a NASCAR event.
How to mess with him: Mid-rant, tilt your head, blink your eyes and say, “Ehhhhh……Espanish?”