9. The traffic
Sure, Martin Lawrence and Will Smith's shootout across the MacArthur Causeway seemed like it took a half hour, but in real life it would have, and would have been even less exciting. And while we understand that The Slow and the Infuriating: Hialeah Drift wouldn’t exactly have driven people to the box office, Hollywood makes it seem like you can just speed through Miami any old time of day, and never, EVER, get slowed down by a two-tone Corolla going 40mph on I-95.
10. The beach
You’ve probably seen Miami Beach on a TV show more recently than you’ve seen it in person, though if you believed what Hollywood told you you’d be there every day. Of course, they never show their characters circling for an hour looking for parking, or sitting on the beach next to a guy blasting his demo tape, and/or any of these people.