11. The wealth
Contrary to what Will Smith told you, not everybody “got” a $100,000 car, unless '90s 3 Series and Jettas all of a sudden started going for six figures. Miami is actually one of the poorest cities in the nation, and No. 1 in wealth disparity.
12. The attitude
Anyone who’s ever referred to Miami as “LA with humidity” hasn’t done much more than change planes here. While, yes, the sunshine does make people a little less obsessive than New Yorkers, this isn’t exactly a place any local would describe as “chill.”