In case your cable went out and you’ve missed the 24-hour LeBron-a-thon they’ve been having on ESPN, it seems that Mr. James has become just another transient resident of our fair city. And while most Miamians seem more upset about not getting a good parking space in South Beach this weekend, there are surely some out there who are at least a LITTLE upset. Because we’re all die-hard, lifelong Heat fans, right? Right. So here are 10 reasons to lighten up, and realize Miami’s better off without him.
The era of $5 tickets is back!
Those outside-the-arena ticket scalpers were starting to get a little big for their britches. Over face value??? Where do you think you are, Boston?
Less traffic on Biscayne
That’s 50 less times a year you’ll hit a dead stop on Biscayne and say “Ah, f*** is there a Heat game tonight?”. It will still happen, but it'll be when you forget the monthly Pitbull concerts.