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The girls of the Miami Dolphins Cheerleader Swimsuit Calendar

Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders

Usually when you see a hot girl in a skimpy outfit prancing around LIV, she’s either going to ask you if you’ve got a table, or... um, not talk to you at all. Unless, of course, you went on Thursday, when said hot girls were Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders who totally did want to talk to you, until they realized you were just a Thrillist editor there to take pics of them in their 2014 swimsuit calendar outfits. SPEAKING OF WHICH...

Dolphins Cheerleaders 2014 Swimsuit Calendar Fashion Show

If this were what Wilson looked like, Tom Hanks would probably still be on that island.

Dolphins Cheerleaders 2014 Swimsuit Calendar Fashion Show

Any girl repping former quarterback Bob Griese will probably make you want to get a little touchy (former quarterback A.J.) Feeley.

Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders
Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders
Dolphins Cheerleaders 2014 Swimsuit Calendar Fashion Show

Aaaaand... all of Miami just forgot who that other person was who used to wear #13.

Dolphins Cheerleaders 2014 Swimsuit Calendar Fashion Show
Dolphins Cheerleaders 2014 Swimsuit Calendar Fashion Show
Dolphins Cheerleaders 2014 Swimsuit Calendar Fashion Show

Admit it: You saw this and the first thing you thought of was Chris Farley.

Dolphins Cheerleaders 2014 Swimsuit Calendar Fashion Show
Dolphins Cheerleaders 2014 Swimsuit Calendar Fashion Show

Yes, dear, your thighs do look huge... on the LED screen behind you.

Dolphins Cheerleaders 2014 Swimsuit Calendar Fashion Show
Dolphins Cheerleaders 2014 Swimsuit Calendar Fashion Show

"Is this heaven?" No, it's the Fontainebleau. Now that'll be $25 for valet.

Dolphins Cheerleaders 2014 Swimsuit Calendar Fashion Show

You'd typically expect to find Poison Ivy AstroTurf here in Gotham... Steak, next door.

Dolphins Cheerleaders 2014 Swimsuit Calendar Fashion Show
Dolphins Cheerleaders 2014 Swimsuit Calendar Fashion Show

Not sure if whoever designed these thought putting a Dolphin logo in that particular spot was a good idea. Then again, we're not fashion designers.

Dolphins Cheerleaders 2014 Swimsuit Calendar Fashion Show
Dolphins Cheerleaders 2014 Swimsuit Calendar Fashion Show

Yeah, the cheerleaders in bikinis are great. But we know what you came to see: decorative headbands.

Dolphins Cheerleaders 2014 Swimsuit Calendar Fashion Show

MORE HEADBANDS!!!!

Dolphins Cheerleaders 2014 Swimsuit Calendar Fashion Show

Ok, no headbands here. But a VERY nice decorative... armband. Ya see what we did there?

Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders 2014 Swimsuit Calendar.

If you'd like to remember these swimsuits forever, and feel good about yourself for donating to the Miami Dolphins Foundation, the 2014 calendar can be yours for $14.99 by ordering right here.