Dear Las Vegas, 1) It's City Rivalry Week at Thrillist, so we had to pick one. 2) We in Miami think it’s adorable what you did with that whole “What Happens in Vegas” thing. But as that great urban philosopher Pitbull once said, “Yeah, but what happened in Miami never happened.” Because when it comes to sun, fun, hot girls, and bad decisions, the 305 kicks sand all over the 702. And here are 15 reasons why... 1) Foreclosures Much like Alabama is thankful for Mississippi so it’s not always ranked last in education, so are we thankful for Vegas so we’re not #1 in the government stealing your home from you. 2) Full Nude, Full Liquor Strip Clubs Because you know what goes GREAT with a naked girl grinding on your lap? Diet Coke. 3) There're No Pro Sports in Vegas Unless you count the UNLV teams of the early '90s. 4) There's Nothing But the Strip Take South Beach out of Miami, and we’re still a major international city. Take the strip out of Vegas and what're you left with? Reno.