People from Miami really love... well, these 29 things... but they also like gossip. A lot. They call us chismosos, after all. So, hidden things and secrets around town don’t stay that way for too long. However, we still managed to find 11 Miami secrets you probably didn’t know about...
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Hialeah It’s an extremely small park that includes a few benches and a walking trail for showing off your boogie shoes. Oh yeah, and KC and The Sunshine Band got their start in Hialeah, so that part of it makes more sense.
Biscayne Bay Isolated from the world, these seven houses on stilts have survived hurricanes, fires, clandestine parties, and other illegal goings-on. Now in preservation mode, you can rent out a house (starting at $1,000/day) for your own private use. You’re going to need a boat to get out there, so here are the coordinates -- 25.6535° N, 80.1715° W.
Some of Miami’s oldest houses are downtown (?!)
Downtown Miami Yes, downtown totally has a residential neighborhood, one that dates back to 1909 and includes a variety of Mediterranean Revival, Masonry Vernacular, and A-frame architecture styles. The William Wagner House, which is the oldest standing house in Miami, and Fort Dallas, which was transferred from the edges of the Miami River, are from the city’s pioneer days. The old Scottish Rite temple is also in the 'hood.
Miami Beach The historic arts district in Miami Beach houses more than 900 buildings of the style in a small geographic area, so you’d better catch up on all the jargon: porthole windows, neon, flora, fountains, terrazzo floors, geometric motifs, rule of threes, juxtaposition...
Biscayne Bay Located 40ft under the bay at 25° 42.036’ N, 80° 05.409’ W, lies the Neptune Memorial Reef, an artificial replica of the lost city of Atlantis. It’s also a memorial site, in case you want your cremated remains buried among the statues. It’s FREE and open to the public.
People have pretty much forgotten the Columns of Remembrance in the Everglades
Everglades Located out near Shark Valley, this memorial was built to honor the 110 people that died in the 1996 ValuJet Flight 592 crash at its exact location.
Online For a truly unique experience, give a listen to this online radio station based in Wynwood that plays emerging independent artists from not only the local scene (because that’s the most important), but the international one, too. As far as secrets go, here is where you’ll find out about all the underground music and culture events.
Coral Gables Go to the poolside Cascade bar and ask for a Nat Gubbins. Your bartender will most likely not know about it, which is when you give him/her the recipe (half port, half brandy, served with a lemon twist and no ice), and tell ‘em that is was supposedly named after a British reporter, who visited the hotel shortly after its opening.
Miami Beach The Villa is rumored to have an underground passageway near the pool and the mosaic dial on the pool deck holds the key to the tunnel’s entrance. No one has yet been able to decipher the code. The pool’s extravagant 1,000 mosaic tiles and 24-carat gold may be to blame.
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Edgewater Not only is it the city of Miami’s oldest cemetery, but MCC is also the home of Julia Tuttle’s (aka the Mother of Miami’s) grave. More importantly, though, it's also home to the strange tomb of Carrie Barrett Miller. After her death, her body was carried into the cemetery on her bed and entombed in a block of concrete. The epitaph reads: "After the body has gone to dust, her sleeping form will remain." CREEPY, dude.
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Mandy Baca is a freelance writer from Miami and even she was surprised by these local secrets. Follow her on Twitter at @mandybaca.