Get the key to HOUSE Nightclub
HOUSE Nightclub (address and info)
Never mind the “house b***h” in the bathroom who passive aggressively insults you all night, this might be the only club in Miami where you can get beaten with sex toys by a little person in a mask, enjoy topless performers on stage, and dine on menu of stuff like "Mommy Swallows," "Creamy Glazed Glory Holes," and "UR Anus." There’re also beds in the VIP area complete with “toy” drawers, a naughtier-the-better dress code, and live shower shows nightly.
Attend the Alter Ego or Xtreme Fetish parties at the Fetish Factory
Fetish Factory (address and info)
So maybe you were dragged kicking and screaming (aka you lined up early on opening night) to see Fifty Shades of Grey and thought, “If this had been the first movie with sound, they’d all still be silent.” Then you thought, “But that red room DID look kinda cool.” You can outfit your own version of the Red Room at this Oakland Park sex shop, which specializes in latex and chains, has an open party every second Saturday, and a “members only” version every three months. How do you get to be a member? Share your wildest desires and take fetish-themed pictures then send them to the club. The more shocking, the better.