1. Tony Montana
While every single guy in Miami thinks he does a perfect impression of Tony, nobody’s topping him as the best fictional Miamian in history. Yes, he might have the worst fake Cuban accent ever, but when you watch your best friend get chainsawed alive and still refuse to give up the product, shoot your old boss, take his wife, then double-cross a vicious Colombian drug lord because you won’t kill a kid, it’s easy to overlook. Oh, and taking on an entire Colombian hit squad from your balcony with a grenade launcher? It doesn’t even matter if you lose, because the world is clearly already yours.
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Matt Meltzer is the Miami Editor for Thrillist and was crushed when he moved to Miami and learned that Blanche Devereaux wasn't real. Follow him @mmeltrez.