16. The guy playing catch. Who can't catch.
There is a 1000% chance this guy’s football/volleyball/pickleball will end up on your towel.
17. The leathery, possibly homeless couple sitting by the sea wall
They occasionally wonder why they haven’t bumped into anybody from their crew from Mississippi State class of ‘85 who rode down for spring break. But as long as there are people with whom to throw down Bud Heavys at the Deuce, they could care less.
18. The fat guy in a Speedo
No, dude, it’s not cultural. Your gut hanging out over a tiny piece of spandex is gross in Brazil, too.
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