Quiet down your cars
Yes, you’re charming the pants off every lady on West 8th Ave with those speakers that sound like amplified cat belches. Perhaps the only way to get her in your "ride" faster would be an exhaust you can hear from Homestead.
Move out of your parents' house
The longer you live in your high school bedroom, the longer you’re basically a guy in high school.
Spend within your means
Do you NEED to rock $300 sunglasses to be the flyest guy at your parents' complex's pool? No you don’t. And that crippling debt you’re getting in by buying them is the reason you’ll be living at home until you’re dead.
Yeah, it’s not the paradise they make it look like on the Travel Channel, but you still don’t even have a concept of winter clothes, ice scrapers, or 2am closing time.
Good people know that as great as the weather, nightlife, restaurants, and lifestyle in Miami are, ultimately cities are about their people, and until we can start doing some of the things above, the few good people you meet will always be looking to leave.
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