The Playbook: Free mezcal, free eats, and not-free live nude girls!

Freebie of the Week The InterContinental at Doral hosts the 6th Annual Taste of Central America with Costa Rican Chef Marcial Cañas plating specialty dishes from your favorite subcontinent like pacayas, pupusas, vigoron and guiso de pipian. Wanna get dinner or brunch FREE? Tweet this Playbook out, and you just might

Thursday, September 12th East End Boys and West End Girls are all welcome to see the Pet Shop Boys at the Fillmore starting at 8p. You’ve done nothing to deserve this, but tickets are available here.

Friday, September 13th See where Blake Jenner got his start when Miami’s top improv troupe, Impromedy, kicks off their 16th season at 830p at the Roxy Theater. Get more info on their FB page

Tell your girlfriend you’re doing something else, but DO NOT MISS the grand-opening party of Vivid Live, Miami’s newest, um, interpretive dance studio, and free seafood buffet at 5p. RSVP here, but probably not from your work computer

Saturday, September 14th Grab your floaty wings and spend the afternoon laying in the Atlantic when Floatopia returns to South Beach. The fun starts at South Pointe Park at 10a, and you can see who’s going on Facebook

Swedish House Mafia might never be performing again (right), but you can catch the most-bearded third of the trio when Steve Angello spins at LIV starting at 11p.

Do you really, REALLY love soccer? Well, how about a whole NFL stadium full of soccer players, coaches clinics, and weird soccer-based games like footgolf and futtoc (soccer and ping-pong, apparently)? Hit SunLife between 9a-6p for the Florida Soccer Expo and your weekend’s made

Sunday, September 15th Bartenders Chad Phillips and Mike Ryan are celebrating the ACTUAL Mexican independence day by pouring you a few frozen mezcal drinks, letting you judge, then shaving the loser’s head. It all goes down at the Surfcomber’s Social Club from 7-10p. The best part? The drinks are absolutely free!