4. Red lights mean stop. Even the ones without cameras.
Not “three more cars, four if you’re turning left.” This is why yellows last half as long in other cities, and there’s not the mandatory pause between reds.
5. Manners. They’re a thing apparently.
People aren’t holding the door just so they can look at your ass, and the guy saying hello to you in the street isn’t going to immediately ask you for a dollar if you say hi back. Try not to be too freaked out.
6. Not everyone is a realtor
So you won’t be in the middle of a lap dance and have to awkwardly tell the stripper, no, actually, you’re not in the market for a 2/2.