7. You don’t kiss strangers hello
If you’re a guy, this may actually lead to a physical altercation in many parts of the South. And Boston. If you’re female, it will lead to almost as many unwelcome come-ons as you get in Miami.
8. It gets cold. In September.
Take a road trip up to Georgia or the Carolinas towards the end of September wearing shorts and a tank top, when you get out of your car for that cheap Georgia gas, it’ll feel like you walked into a meat locker.
9. Drinks don’t cost more than your lunch
So when the bartender tells you $6 for you and your buddy’s beers, you will invariably tell him “No, how much for both?”