Miami bars and restaurants are kinda like that hot girl who is inexplicably single: everything looks great on the outside, but there's probably something super messed up going on inside. To wit, we rounded up 18 things that you'll never be able to explain to out-of-towners, and that you'll only see in Miami bars and restaurants:
1. Décor shaped like automatic weapons
We’re pretty sure 1826 picked this baby up at Tony Montana’s garage sale.
2. DJs in restaurants
Because nothing sets the mood for an elegant meal like dubstep.
3. Bad service you’re charged for anyway
If taking our order is the massive favor you make it out to be, why are you charging us 18% of the bill for it?