13. Having your dinner interrupted by bottle girls carrying sparklers
Thank you, sir, for announcing that you’ve chosen to wash down your meal with a $500 Magnum of Goose by spraying my tilapia with a fine layer of Magnesium dust.
14. Small children in restaurants at 1am. On a weekday.
They’re the only ones who think those sparklers are cool.
15. A gourmet restaurant on top of a strip club
If you ever find yourself at E11even on a Tuesday thinking: “Destinee’s implants are nice, but what I could really go for right now is a James Beard preview dinner,” well, look at that, Carla Pellegrino’s having one at Touche, 30ft above Destinee’s head.