What you want to do: Head to the Gale Hotel and Dolce for their Italian Family Sunday Dinner with 13 different Italian dishes and unlimited wine. Walk back to the Regent Cocktail Club afterwards and sip on some of Miami’s best cocktails before adjourning upstairs to the rooftop bar and watching the sun literally set on the most Miami weekend ever.
What you should probably do: Go to Bella Napoli on Alton Road and split a generously sized $9 pizza. Hop on the Alton/West trolley and get off at the Floridian, get buzzed in, and walk up to the VFW bar, where they've got five for $10 buckets, 50-cent pool, and the same sunset for a lot less.
What you want to do: Retire to your suite at the Fontainebleau, and order up a limo for your ride back to MIA the next day.
What you should probably do: Realize public transportation to PBI -- where you’re flying from because it was $100 cheaper than going in and out of Miami -- takes roughly 16 hours to get to and requires you to spend the night sleeping in a West Palm Beach Tri Rail station. Get moving.