Your best dates will be with people who are leaving on Sunday
Because all those tall, attractive, educated, witty, ambitious people you meet are here on vacation or for a job they can actually explain.
You will still get the third degree from your date’s father well into your 30s.
He still feels the need to protect his daughter’s virtue, even after her second divorce.
You may find your date’s picture on an escort website
It’s a good question why he goes by “The Iron Sheik” on weekends. It’s a better question what you’re doing on an escort website.