Dating in Miami, if you want to call it that, isn’t so much dating as it is finding someone who's okay with only staying out until 1am some nights. Or someone who wants a day on your boat. And while dating in Miami -- like everything here -- can give you better stories than anyone else you know, it can also drive you absolutely insane. Here’re 15 reasons why dating in the 305 is such a disaster.
Your date might just be into you for paperwork
If your citizenship status comes up on date one, run. Or tell them upfront it’s 30 grand.