Given the heat/humidity, all of these bars, and a completely permissive culture, Miami is basically an incubator for bad decisions. Thankfully, tourists make the really bad ones, but even after you've lived here for a while you've got to be careful to avoid making one of the 23 worst decisions you can make in Miami....
1. Buying shellfish from a guy selling it out of a foam cooler
You know “camarones” is Spanish for “violent diarrhea” right?
2. Assuming ANYBODY speaks English
Smiling and nodding only means “I have the ability to smile and nod”.
3. Driving on the Palmetto
Especially with these people.