4. Get towed
This means spending Sunday morning emptying your bank account, sweating through your clothes from the night before, and waiting hungover in a 20-minute line to get back a car that you’re pretty sure was parked legally anyway.
5. Have an FPL bill completely ruin your weekend plans
A/C, like everything else that makes life in Miami worth living, doesn't come cheap.
6. Spend a night in DCJ
The phrase “cold bologna sandwich” should conjure up memories of sharing a walk-in freezer with 85 of your closest friends and a family of rats.
Alt: bail a friend out of DCJ and wait for them on a painfully humid afternoon outside “Property Return".