In honor of the approximately 5000 Vikings fans already regretting their decision to buy a #12 Josh Freeman jersey, we thought we'd take a look at some other bizarre Vikes jerseys we STILL see you people wearing… then pass judgment on them, er, you, for wearing them
#19/ #82 Troy Williamson You were the one guy at the Vikings draft party in 2004 cheering for their No. 7 overall pick
#34 Herschel Walker You are a self-flagellate who can't come to grips with the fact that the Vikings being on the wrong side of the worst trade in NFL history, isn't like the word "liberal" or "geek" that you can reclaim. Heck, it's 13 words
#21/ #27 Fred Smoot The "Love Boat" scandal was actually aspirational for you. Also, the moment the Vikings signed Jared Allen, without any knowledge of him as a player, you probably jumped at the chance to buy his jersey simply because his number was #69
#81 Chris Walsh Keen on showing just how deeply you understood the late nineties Vikings, you eschewed best-sellers like Randy Moss, Chris Carter, Robert Smith, and John Randle in favor of... a diminutive-yet-scrappy career special teamer? Dude, wanna join our fantasy league
#32 Onterrio Smith Whether you purchased it before or after his airport bust, you don't mind (and, in fact, encourage it) when people call you "The Whizzinator"
#84 Hassan Jones The Vikings' original #84… owning this actually says awesome things about you, and it's totally OK if you wear it
#95 Chris Hovan Offsides penalties are your favorite
#73 Todd Steussie False start penalties are your favorite.
#48 Reggie Rutland There is a chance you've actually considered having the name on this jersey changed to the former safety's new name Najee Mustafaa… because you are just that goddam good at being a Vikings fan
#7 Tarvaris Jackson You went shopping for a Vikings jersey at T.J. Maxx just before the 2011 season and were only slightly dismayed to find him no longer on the team week one
#17 Mitch Berger Uh, he was a kicker, dude, so you either play futbol, are a woman, or were confused and thought you were buying a joke jersey featuring former Supreme Court Justice Warren E. Berger. You also still have three cases of Berger Bars stashed somewhere in your house
#20 Darrin Nelson Before there was Anderson's missed chip shot in '98, and 12 men in the huddle in '09, there was was Wade Wilson hitting Darrin Nelson right in the breadbasket on fourth and goal in '87… and Nelson dropping it. You know. Oh, do you know
#12 Josh Freeman (the man himself) You need to seriously Ponder whether you've got your jersey purchasing priorities straight.