Mpls's Gabe: Breakfast, brunch, lunch, dinner... nothing is better than Minneapolis. We have a stretch of road called EAT STREET. And it's for a reason. Pho 79, Quang, Bad Waitress, Black Forest Inn, and so many others give you options upon options. Vietnamese, Mexican, Greek... are all just a walk away. St. Paul does have Mickey's Diner, which is legit, because it fits most people out at night into the seats pretty comfortably.
St. Paul's Jake: W.A. Frost is the best patio in town, and it's not close. Same goes for the burger category, where St. Paul dominates at The Nook (old-school) and Blue Door Pub (new-school). If you're after exotic fare, Bangkok Thai delivers twice the tasty of Minneapolis hotspots at half the price, and if it's big, memorable flavor you're after, we'll put J.D. Fratzke's Strip Club up against any joint in town. Of course, you might want to stick to salads at said establishments if you want to keep cramming your legs into those skinny jeans.