An insider's guide to the only race that matters: the one with ostriches

Published On 08/05/2011 Published On 08/05/2011
Ostrich races
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1. Ostriches to Watch at Extreme Race Day 1100 Canterbury Rd; Shakopee, , MN 55379

Don't Lay An Egg Dash (the crown jewel of Canterbury Park's Extreme Race Day) can be as tough as the sinewy, gamey dark meat of the losers. To that end, we've compiled insider info on which of these magnificent creatures deserves your bet in the race that'll reach speeds of up to 40mph, approx 1/3 of the speed you'll be traveling to get there, because there's f**king ostriches being ridden by tiny jockeys.