1. It's perpetually winter, even in the summer
It never really ends, it just hibernates for, like, two consecutive months.
2. The dog crap stays where it is
Even though you can't see it anymore, it is definitely still there, waiting for winter's eventual hibernation.
3. Don't eat the snow. Period.
You think it's safe to eat 'cause it's not yellow? C'mon man, unless it comes from a Snow Cone machine leave it alone.