17. Eat more Parlour burgers
They're the best burgers in the Twin Cities and they make everyone who eats them happy. How could this possibly be a problem?
18. Stop complaining about extreme weather
Too cold in winter? Too hot in summer? Duh! This is not perfectly temperate San Diego, people. You know this by now.
19. Cut Joe Mauer some slack
Sure he gets paid a pretty penny, but the hometown boy's stuck it out through some tough times with the Twins, and they might finally be turning things around. Hahaha... sure they will. But hey, still lay off the guy.
20. Go to all the Cities' lakes
Lake Calhoun and Lake Harriet are not the only two lakes. Use them all and we will all be happier.
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