8. Admitting you like the Vikings' new stadium
Be thy stoned by the anti-publicly-subsidized-stadium set and/or pro-bird-glassers if you admit to not only, GASP, being excited about the new Vikings stadium, but also to being into it's monstrously cool glass Viking ship design.
9. Using pesticides or even just WATER on your lawn
In the land where the pollinator-friendly denizens wear their burned out, weed-infested yard-prairies like a badge of honor, you'd do better to host dog fights in your front lawn than dare keep it the color it's supposed to be by spraying any sort of pesticide or fertilizer or, god forbid, just water, on it.