There are some things you probably shouldn't do in the Twin Cities, like picking a regular burger over one of these delicious, invented in the MSP Juicy Lucys, but doing other things violates our very DNA, the very stuff that makes us uniquely, insufferably ourselves. There are some things you should never do in the Twin Cities. At least 19 of 'em, in fact...
1. Admitting that you don't like hockey
There are about nine months of winter every year and at least five ice rinks within a 10 mile radius of wherever you live, so there's no excuse not to love it. Oh, and have we talked about the 1980 Olympic team recently?
2. Driving past a Target without stopping in
If you don't walk out with at least five things you never knew you needed until you got there you're not shopping right either.
3. Admitting that you're a Packers/Badgers/Brewers fan
As the kids say, "Better dead than red." Or a cheesehead.
4. Using knock-off Post-Its
America's favorite office supply product was invented, like, 20 minutes from the Cities. Don't even try to buy the knock-off versions.