5. Toss your empties overboard
Dude, stop being an asshole.
6. Only ask dudes on your boat
Seriously, what’s the point of having a boat? Equally bad, being one of the dudes on somebody’s boat with just dudes.
7. Pee off the side of the boat
We’re all well aware that lakes are full of urine, feces, and oil, but that doesn’t mean you need to fly your meager flag and remind the world of it.
8. Roll with a home stereo on your boat
Extra minus points for strapping concert loudspeakers to your boat.