11. Going to the Mall of America basically ever
There are more of "them" than you there.
12. Moving to Wisconsin
Seriously, why would you do this?
13. Choosing Lake Calhoun over Lake Harriet, and Lake Harriet over Lake Nokomis
When it comes to summer beaching in Minneapolis Lake Nokomis wins. Know this.
14. Pronouncing pho "FO"
The Twin Cities is a national hub for the Vietnamese noodle dish, so F-U for not figuring out it's pronounced "FUH" yet.
15. Trying to go out in Downtown on a game or concert night
Unless by "going out" you mean paying out the ear for parking and sitting in traffic all night.