Thou Shalt Not...
1. Wear laminates recreationally
No one believes you “forgot” to take off the chest-sized sticker or giant lanyard around your neck. The show was yesterday.
2. Be annoyed by “It City" status
Nashville is getting some attention for what we have known for years, being awesome. Get over it. If you’re running out of things to complain about, here are 99 suggestions...
3. Be surprised by, or accept insanely rising real estate prices
How much?? For where?!
4. Let curiosity drag thee into Menages or TSC
Some things cannot be unseen.
5. Drink and drive
No excuses. We barked and finally got Uber and Lyft to come to town, so take advantage.