16. The guy dancing with what was a full cup of beer only a moment ago
As it is now soaking through your jeans.
17. The aggressive dancer praying that mosh pits come back any second
That way he won’t have to start a fight to work out his issues.
18. The guy/girl who just blatantly pushed past you to get closer to the front
Just to realize they can't go anywhere and are now standing in your spot 10 seconds ago as you death stare the back of their skull.
19. The clearly intoxicated girl wanting to get on the guy's shoulders next to you
We both know baby giraffe is not staying up there.
20. The overweight guy wanting to crowd surf
Please sir, please.
21. The "cool" parents escorting their kids
Oblivious to the fact that they are currently inhaling everyone's weed smoke.
22. Shirtless guy with the meat sweats
That Along Came Polly basketball scene with Ben Stiller is terrorizing your mind and distracting you from the show.