9. The people sitting in your seats
Step 1. They second guess the usher, "Sir, I'm pretty sure these are our seats.” 2. They act clueless as to how they got in the wrong seats once they are forced to pull out their real tickets. 3. They awkwardly make small talk with the people whose seats they stole as they shimmy out the aisle and head to the upper-upper deck.
10. The couple on the first date made through Facebook
Wow you guys really do know a lot of the same people.
11. The Match.com date
"You're a sport fishing enthusiast? What does that entail?"
12. The Tinder couple
Both parties basically forcing conversation and counting down the minutes till they leave and start what they really set out to do tonight.
13. The cheap date
Just finished foreplay, aka, a 20-minute rant over the cost of the concert tickets. Despite the fact that they got in on the Groupon deal and you didn’t.
14. The PDA couple
They met on Tinder.
15. The kid on ecstasy who just touched your face with a mysteriously sticky hand and ran
Especially when it wasn’t that type of show.