The 35 Worst People at a Concert in Nashville

This is Music City, and there's often nothing better than taking advantage of the huge lineup of live bands & artists that come here... until that is, you run into one of these people.


1. Guy singing with the four-word delay on every song 

Alcohol probably played a part in this.
 

2. Guy who faces the crowd instead of the stage to pump everyone up

No, we get it... we just don’t want to look at you.

Flickr/Nathan Congleton

3. The guy clearly looking for a fight

You have issues far beyond the frustration of someone "accidentally" bumping into you. 
 

4. The couple actually fighting

In no way is it subtle. In every way you are ruining the show. 
 

5. The girl who insists on trying to dance on the folding chair

Do I keep my phone out on video and wait for it? Or watch the show. Arg! Decisions! 
 

6. The people behind you still sitting after everyone else has committed to standing

You could’ve just waited for the HBO special and watched from your couch.
 

7. Guy who's been to so many he memorized the set list and calls out the next song, every song

No one likes a know-it-all. 
 

8. The Bernie

The guy too cool to dance, sing, sway, or head bob, and if it weren't for the fact he is still holding his beer upright, you'd swear he was dead behind those Wayfarers.

Flickr/prettydaisies

9. The people sitting in your seats

Step 1. They second guess the usher, "Sir, I'm pretty sure these are our seats.” 2. They act clueless as to how they got in the wrong seats once they are forced to pull out their real tickets. 3. They awkwardly make small talk with the people whose seats they stole as they shimmy out the aisle and head to the upper-upper deck.
 

10. The couple on the first date made through Facebook

Wow you guys really do know a lot of the same people. 
 

11. The Match.com date

"You're a sport fishing enthusiast? What does that entail?" 
 

12. The Tinder couple

Both parties basically forcing conversation and counting down the minutes till they leave and start what they really set out to do tonight. 
 

13. The cheap date

Just finished foreplay, aka, a 20-minute rant over the cost of the concert tickets. Despite the fact that they got in on the Groupon deal and you didn’t. 
 

14. The PDA couple

They met on Tinder. 
 

15. The kid on ecstasy who just touched your face with a mysteriously sticky hand and ran

Especially when it wasn’t that type of show.

Flickr/benjamin sTone

16. The guy dancing with what was a full cup of beer only a moment ago

As it is now soaking through your jeans. 
 

17. The aggressive dancer praying that mosh pits come back any second

That way he won’t have to start a fight to work out his issues. 
 

18. The guy/girl who just blatantly pushed past you to get closer to the front

Just to realize they can't go anywhere and are now standing in your spot 10 seconds ago as you death stare the back of their skull. 
 

19. The clearly intoxicated girl wanting to get on the guy's shoulders next to you

We both know baby giraffe is not staying up there. 
 

20. The overweight guy wanting to crowd surf

Please sir, please. 
 

21. The "cool" parents escorting their kids

Oblivious to the fact that they are currently inhaling everyone's weed smoke. 
 

22. Shirtless guy with the meat sweats

That Along Came Polly basketball scene with Ben Stiller is terrorizing your mind and distracting you from the show.

Flickr/Ben Napper

23. The really tall guy in front of you

Ugh. Has he got a sign in his hand too?! I thought signs were just a One Direction thing? Not that I would know. 
 

24. The group of girls in front of you unhappy with the last seven selfies they've tried to take

Maybe it's the subject that's the problem here?
 

25. The people asking you to take their picture during your favorite song

And retake it till they like it. 
 

26. The WOOOOOOOO! girl

Everyone hates you. 
 

27. The creepy guy copping feels as he walks by

There was an easy extra few feet between us ya perv! 
 

28. The farter

Seriously? Once, shame on you. Twice, shame on me for not inching away from the affected area and smelling that burrito mistake for the second time.

Flickr/Paul Coles

29. The guy/girl filming the whole show on their iPhone

What will you do with 45 fuzzy, shaky, distorted video clips of the girl in front going "Whoooooooooo!"?

30. Who in the hell just yelled "Freebird"?!

Had to be added.

31. The people with zero interest, talking during the opener that you were looking forward to

But they will one day be the first to claim they "saw them before they were big."

32. The cigarette bummer

Even worse when they admit to only smoking when they drink as they take all the cigarettes from your friend who’s an addict, leaving them intolerable the rest of the night.

33.The cigarette burner

If smoking was allowed, you’d be the main reason we wished it wasn’t. Not only are you wielding it dangerously close to my new jacket as well as my skin, you’re getting ash everywhere while waving it above your head screaming "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

34. The guy/girl who knows they’re being THAT guy/girl and do it anyway

You suck.

35. Pitbull


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