10. Learn to avoid Broadway like the plague
Unless you're part of a bachelorette party. Then, apparently, it's illegal for you not to go.
11. Wave at strangers
That guy on your street who’s always sitting on his front porch, the cross-walk lady who blows her whistle at you if you’re going too fast in a school zone, that co-worker whose name you can’t seem to remember but who you often run into at the market. Don’t be rude; just wave. And yes, this also includes your friendly neighborhood Contributor seller.
12. Complain that it’s WAY too cold outside
And then a week later complain that it's WAY too hot outside.