Check out the last paragraph! Stealing phrases from Iowans is the least American thing you can do, although to be fair, Aggies do have a super-impressive tradition of never sitting down even once during games, making it easier for stadium employees to spot them pulling out their flasks before they get any stupider.
As for that time in 1922 when Aggie coach Dana X. Bible suited up some random from the stands, well, that guy didn’t even end up playing -- he just stood quietly on the sidelines like you’ll wish those Yell Leaders would.
5. They’ll never hate your school as much as they hate the Texas Longhorns
Their "war hymn" is based on a song called "Good-bye to Texas University". They’re not gonna stop singing it. That swaying thing they do is called “sawing Varsity’s [UT’s] horns off”. They’re not gonna stop doing it -- in fact, they just erected a statue depicting 12 students in the act of sawing. Basically, if your team’s fans were having hate-sex with A&M fans, the A&M fans would be thinking about hate-sex with UT fans, begging the question: do they even want to be in this relationship?