6. College Station 7. The Corps will beat the crap out of you if you rush Kyle Field
Aggies will argue that this horrible epicenter of humidity and shirtless fighting is one of the best college towns in the country. That can’t possibly be true, because it’s not even a town. It’s just a station.
Kyle Field is NOT a war memorial, but that’s the excuse Corps cadets have psychotically used whenever they’ve physically assaulted anyone who sets foot on it. Back in ‘81, TV cameras caught one “Officer of the Day” drawing his saber
on a male SMU cheerleader, only to be shoved to the ground by the cheerleader’s squad-mate. These days, the sabers are welded to their scabbards so that no more cadets need ever suffer that kind of humiliation. 8. Reveille
You’ll think, “Oh, what a cute Collie” until you learn that this stupid dog is the highest-ranking member of the Corps of Cadets (“Cadet General”), and therefore directly responsible for their kicking the shit out of you after you rush the field.