"You need to build an ability to just be yourself and not be doing something. That’s what the phones are taking away, the ability to just sit there. That’s being a person."
"I don’t have any political opinions, I just am very curious. And it’s very interesting to listen to what people say... I try to take people who are way far away from what I think or understand and put a representative of them on my show. I like to try to learn from them."
"Self-love is a good thing, but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go, 'Uh, I'm kind of an asshole.' "
--Louis C.K.: Live at the Comedy Store
"'I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you're alive is amazing. So you don't get to be bored."
--Louie ("Country Drive")