15 Comedians' Funniest Tweets About Last Night's Debate
Another month, another round of merciless debates from America's finest (?) Republican candidates. Largely because Donald Trump and Jeb Bush just keep participating in these things, comedians on Twitter are having a field day and -- by proxy -- everyone else is, too. So, to quell that thick haze of angst hovering over you like a Jeb Kush smoke cloud, here are 15 comedians' (including Kal Penn, oddly enough) funniest tweets about last night's debate.
15. Keeping with the day's events
14. Marco Rubio, teacher's pet
12. Cancer is bad
Huckabee takes the controversial stance that cancer is bad and should be eliminated.— John Hodgman (@hodgman) September 17, 2015
11. Trump offers endless... everything
Donald Trump just said "If I become president we'll have more of everything." Hahaha.— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) September 17, 2015
10. Mike Huckabee, indulger
*cut to mike huckabee eating an entire sleeping bag full of hot dogs*— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 17, 2015
9. Ted Cruz, dungeon master
Agree or disagree with him, you know Ted Cruz would make an amazing D&D Dungeon Master.— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) September 17, 2015
8. Scott Baio?
No joke: CNN inexplicably zooming out from Scott Baio on the debate floor. So I don't even know what the fuck anymore.— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) September 17, 2015
7. The Donald, minus ectoplasm
Donald Trump looks like what I imagine Slimer from Ghostbusters looked like as a human.— Rob Fee (@robfee) September 17, 2015
6. Obama's third term
5. Dr. Huckabee
4. America's worst gameshow
3. Low-hanging fruit
2. Sabado Gigante
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Jeremy Glass is a writer for Thrillist and loves Twitter like he would love his first-born (but not second-born) son.