How 30 is the new 20
You mean that age where you were too old for high school parties but too young for bars? SIGN ME UP. But if you wanna use this cute little catchphrase to justify making bad decisions and acting like a college kid, then carry on.
How you can’t ______ like you used to
Eat, party, exercise, screw, whatever it is, revisionist history has you thinking of yourself as a rockstar at 23. No, you slept 'til noon and felt like shit after a hard night out, just like you do now. Go spend a weekend with a bunch of twentysomethings and see who’s getting up at 9am without a hangover. Hint: it’s you.
How you can't keep throwing money away on rent
It’s fantastic that you’re trying to assume some kind of “responsibility," but the price of your condo might be the one thing that trumps children on the list of topics that are a solid substitute for Ambien.