5. “Animal Style” is an extra delicious way to order In-N-Out; you’ve managed to turn it into a lifestyle.
6. So you can finally win a race with the jerk neighbor kid, who’s real mouthy for an 11-year-old with a voice like a sock puppet.
7. Your pizza delivery guy dropped off a pie and said, “Hey man, I’m worried about you.”
8. Despite your best efforts, “Type Awesome” diabetes is not catching on.