Turns out people will inject anything into their asses
South Florida seems to be the capital of people getting bizarre stuff injected into their butts to make them bigger. The worst I saw was a patient who had someone inflate her ass with a can of Fix-A-Flat -- yeah, the stuff you keep in the trunk for fixing flat tires! Not flat asses. I’ve seen people try liquid cement too, and it’s really gross; the skin gets necrotic, discolored, and misshapen. And the butt feels like, well, it feels like someone injected concrete into it. I feel bad for those women.
Who says liposuction isn't art?
I had a guy about two years ago come in for some lipo, but he requested that instead of sending the fat to biohazard waste, he wanted me to give it back to him. I said, “Hey bro, this isn’t Fight Club, you know,” but he said he was an artist and this was for his masters thesis or something. Basically, he took the fat we removed from his body, made soap out of it, and then videotaped himself washing his body with the soap. I think the bars sold for about $1,500 each.