15 years ago, the safe sex movement was nascent. These days, it's omnipresent. I'm no gambler when it comes to sexual responsibility, so out of respect for my body, and the pie's innards, I purchased condoms.
A contentious decision, this was. I ultimately went with "Scotty Doesn't Know" to set the mood. Though the song is actually from 2004's EuroTrip, I figured it'd be better background noise than the alternative: marching band tunes. Because, y'know, band camp.
Enthusiastic & continuous consent