Once we found out that Anthony Weiner had continued to sext people online under the name "Carlos Danger" AFTER being outed for doing that very same thing, Thrillist's Special Investigations squad rushed to our phones to work our sources. But upon realizing we don't have phones, we cooked up a list of the 15 names the fine mayoral candidate likely rejected before opting for Señor Danger: 15. Dangerous Carlos 14. NotAnthonyWeiner 13. TheHusbandFromTheGoodWife 12. Oscar Mayer 11. Tony Stark Naked 10. I'mClearlyBlackmailingMyWife 9. Carlos Not-So-Slim (In Reference To My Pen15) 8. Ron Mexico 7. Dick Shot Nixon 6. Fat Jew 5. Greg Anthony Weiner 4. Susan B Anthony Weiner 3. Tom 2. Ryan Braun 1. Tony Penis Can you outdo No. 1? Let it fly in the comments. That was not a weiner pun!