“Make eye contact. Some guys keep staring, but I'll give a wink and come back later, because it keeps her thinking.”
-- Ryan Lochte, Olympic gold medalist, answering the question, "When you see a woman you want to meet, you..."
“I had sex yesterday. With some of the moves I did -- I should be fine.”
-- Chad Ochocinco, former Cincinnati Bengals receiver, on whether his left knee was feeling OK
“Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.”
-- Jimmy Demaret, three-time Masters winner
“The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game, it's that they stay out all night looking for it."
-- Casey Stengel, Baseball Hall of Famer
“i dont know i still have sex 5 times a day with 7 different objects,lol”
-- Jose Canseco, two-time World Series winner, in a Reddit AMA, on if his use of steroids had any effect on his sex life
“Every once in a while I get the highly inappropriate proposal which is like, 'Wow, really! You don't even know me and I don't know you at all, and you want that to happen? Tonight? OK, I get off work at 7:30.”
-- Dwayne Johnson, actor and former football player and WWE wrestler
Lee Breslouer is a senior writer for Thrillist and is extremely surprised Terrell Owens didn't have anything to say about sex. Follow him to athletic quips: @LeeBreslouer.