Pro Athletes' 10 Greatest Quotations About Sex

Professional athletes: they're taller, better looking, and stronger than you. Because of that, they also definitely get laid way more. Even the married ones. When you do something that often, you have a few interesting and funny things to say about it. These are the 10 greatest things professional athletes have said about sex. Remember: the Rock is totally into your "inappropriate proposal."

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“Fifty percent of life in the NBA is sex. The other fifty percent is money.”
-- excerpted from Dennis Rodman’s Bad as I Wanna Be

“Olympians are adventurers. They look for a challenge, like having sex with someone who doesn't speak their language."
-- Carrie Sheinberg, Alpine skier and Olympian

“You interviewed Joe Namath. Everyone in the world compares me to Joe Namath. But, you know, the idea of off-the-field -- you know, he’s single, he’s a bachelor, swinging, and I’m married with a family -- he’s having all the fun. I enjoy sex as much as Joe Namath, only I do it with one girl. But it’s still fun!”
-- Roger Staubach, former Dallas Cowboys QB and Hall of Famer

“The difference between sex and love? I would say sex is an art form. Love is the caring for the person that you're performing the art with.”
-- Shaq, former LA Laker and four-time NBA Champion

Make eye contact. Some guys keep staring, but I'll give a wink and come back later, because it keeps her thinking.”
-- Ryan Lochte, Olympic gold medalist, answering the question, "When you see a woman you want to meet, you..."

“I had sex yesterday. With some of the moves I did -- I should be fine.”
-- Chad Ochocinco, former Cincinnati Bengals receiver, on whether his left knee was feeling OK

“Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it.”
-- Jimmy Demaret, three-time Masters winner

“The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game, it's that they stay out all night looking for it."
-- Casey Stengel, Baseball Hall of Famer

“i dont know i still have sex 5 times a day with 7 different objects,lol”
-- Jose Canseco, two-time World Series winner, in a Reddit AMA, on if his use of steroids had any effect on his sex life

“Every once in a while I get the highly inappropriate proposal which is like, 'Wow, really! You don't even know me and I don't know you at all, and you want that to happen? Tonight? OK, I get off work at 7:30.”
-- Dwayne Johnson, actor and former football player and WWE wrestler

Lee Breslouer is a senior writer for Thrillist and is extremely surprised Terrell Owens didn't have anything to say about sex. Follow him to athletic quips: @LeeBreslouer.