Olivia tells Ben she needs to drink heavily, because she’s suuuuuuper embarrassed about her performance today. This, however, doesn’t make her embarrassed enough to:
- Stick her fingers in her mouth and suck really hard, in some psychotic nervous tick
- Apologize a lot, then apologize for apologizing
- Proclaim that she wants to dance more
- Wear a really odd dress that looks like a repurposed curtain from one of the nicer Steve Wynn hotels
- Actually eat food
In the end, Ben kisses her, but only a peck. She’s been downgraded to pecks. And also to not getting date-roses: Lauren B gets that, after which Ben leans way over to hug her as he crushes Amanda in spectacularly awkward and physically painful fashion.
The Second One-On-One: Becca
Oh man, they’re going with the ol’ “make Becca think she’s getting married so she loosens up about this whole virginity thing, then make her conduct marriage ceremonies for other people along with Ben, even though neither of them clearly has a license” date. After that, they go to one of the legit coolest places in Vegas: the trunk space of Carrot Top’s 2012 Hyundai crossover vehicle! Wait, JK! It’s actually the Neon Museum, which is this amazing graveyard for old casino signs, not an entire facility dedicated to Neon Boudeaux from Blue Chips.