This date is not interesting, but they try their damndest to pretend like it is. They pay a visit to the Love Lab, at which a guy (not; can’t be) actually named Dr. Love says that while people for a long time have chosen who they love because of feelings, he thinks it’s time to turn that all over to science. Perhaps seismology will determine who gets to marry Ben, then drop him after In Touch stops putting them on the cover!!
This whole charade quickly devolves into a dystopian future in which everyone has become as boring as Ben, and only wears matching white outfits issued by a totalitarian government that fears individualism. Then Shushanna speaks English (dammit!) and Ben smells the girls and decides that Sam smells “sour.” Local News Olivia ends up scoring a 7.45 out of 10, which, as everyone knows, means that Ben's now bound by science to be in love with an alien lizardperson, forever.
For the night portion they head back to the Four Seasons, where Amanda gets enough time to have Ben have the casual-est reaction to a contestant having two kids back home in the history of this show, and also just actual life. “Yeah man, that’s cool. So very, very cool. And look at how cool I’m being about it being cool. I’m as cool as your 2.5-year old daughter, who is cool.” Ben also kisses Olivia, creating heat in her stomach area. Olivia gets the date rose, and Amanda wonders why she had those kids in the first place if they couldn’t even get her a You Just Told Me You Had Kids So I’m Clearly Cutting You, But Here, Take This Rose So You Can Feel Good One Last Time rose.