Robby meets Jojo's family
This one goes way better! Robby shoots right in there with flowers for Mom and says, "happy Mother's Day!" I have no idea if it was actually Mother's Day, or if they even have that in Thailand, but still: helluva gesture. Robby spends his time telling stories of their love, and reminding everyone how fantastic JoJo is, and just generally beaming like a man who had a three-martini lunch, won $100K in scratch-offs, and then got to high-five Freddy Mercury.
Mom loves him, and tells Robby she wants him to "make JoJo a queen of your heart." Dad loves him, and when Robby actually asks him for JoJo's hand like Chris Harrison mandates, he says, "you're an outstanding gentleman... she trusts you, she believes in you, she loves you," and cries. Remember those brothers who were dicks to everyone? Even they love him! They were terrible at being dicks anyway, so this is better.
The final Robby date
Would you believe Robby spends the entire time telling JoJo how much he loves her? Of course you can. We don't need to go into too much detail, but the best parts are when he paints his picture of their life together: they're sitting on the most comfortable living room sofa ever, with a dog, the kids are making noise, and they smell food burning -- oh no, they were so lost in the conversation that they overcooked the meatloaf!
And you can tell, JoJo's like, shit. Meatloaf? This is the guy I'm maybe marrying?? I hate meatloaf, as do all people under 53. But wait, here comes Robby!! The sauvignon blanc goes better with delivery pizza anyway! And the kids love it! Meatloaf is out! He was only testing her, via meatloaf!!
He also imagines himself on the golf course, playing 18 with the boys, and calling her the whole time -- that proves how much he loves her. Enough to call her at least once and possibly twice over the course of four and a half hours while he spends massive sums of the family's money. This is the guy you can trust. Which leads JoJo to say, "I trust you so much."
He also brought her some photos he had printed -- of them cliff diving, and also wearing bathing suits in other instances. Robby escaped the hotel, and surely risked banishment, to create memories, memories of their love, memories that will endure, for all eternity. Rodgers brought everybody hats.