Chad, on reverse-Halloween
"Maybe I'll show up to his house and bring him some candies. Y'know?"
Chad, on Robby's ex
"All I can say is that Robby's not upset about me dating Hope."
Chad, on what Robby has apparently said to his ex
"I know he's threatened her! Take it for what it is, he's just saying, don't talk to anyone, don't do any interviews, or I'll come git ya."
Chad, on man's desire for solace
"Just leave me alone. Mind your own business. Do your thing. And that didn't work out."
Chad, on balance
"The fact of the matter is, even on, showing that, showing he pushed me -- it didn't show how hard, I almost fell, I played it well."
Chad, on home construction
"It was a very hard wall. My hand hurt for a while."
Chad, on those exes
"Oh believe me, they didn't go after me. Wait. No. Other way around."
Chad, on good vs. bad
"Don't feel bad for me bro, I'm gooood."
Chad, on the music in this world of ours
"Are we supposed to show up and sing songs for ten hours? Is that what we're supposed to do?"
Chad, on human connection
"Thank you very much for that, Wells. That means a lot to me. And I love you."
Chad, on produce
"Sometimes you choose apples when you should've chose pickles, you know what I mean?"