Chad, on dudes
"Fuck all these dudes."
Chad, on proportion
"Alex. You little man-let. I will destroy you."
Chad, on the limitations of TV stardom
"What do you do? You can't punch someone on camera!"
Chad, on what could've been
"Maybe I should've punched somebody! Maybe if I punched one person, they would've been like, I shouldn't brush into this dude."
Chad, on career choices
"At the end of the day, it's like, Chase, Vine guy, Alex model, James singer, Wells, radio show, Evan, dick-dock, I don't even know what you're trying to do, it doesn't make sense -- everyone's trying to do something in media, modeling, acting, or something like that."
Chad, on systematically banging everyone else's ex-girlfriends
"We're not all bad, like, we're not all bad guys, just because we're on the show. Am I still talking to Hope? Absolutely. Am I still talking to Jen? Absolutely. I'm not like, planning on getting married to them within like three weeks or anything. You know, we talked."