Chad, on neural pathways
"Think about your thoughts before you say them."
Chad, on contrition
"Why... would I... apologize?"
Chad, on feng shui
"You were scared of me. You moved bedrooms."
Chad, on words
"You get scared about words, bro? If you get scared of words, welcome to the real world. You're gonna have to grow up pretty soon."
Chad, on just another victim
"I don't make myself out to be a victim, I just don't deal with your bullshit of, 'I'm Derek, I'm fucking sensitive,' like, shut up dude."
Chad, on focus
"I just mind my own business, 24/7."
Chad, on sartorial coordination
"Your pocket square doesn't match your shirt."
Chad, on humor
"I made jokes about you... to the cameras... because it's funny."
Chad, on good vs. evil
"Apparently there is something like, all right, I'm a good person and he's a bad person, and if I constantly say he is the bad person, so if I just constantly say he's a bad person, that will make me so much better. It doesn't work like that."