Alright! So, this week, Chris has proven that he can say zero or possibly a negative amount of words and an episode can still be truly entertaining. That’s a good harbinger for the remainder of this season. But you can’t go cutting all the crazies if you want that to continue! Let’s see what he does.
First up... Britt! I mean, obviously. She clearly locked up his heart during that discussion of David Foster Wallace’s innovative but sometimes controversial extreme use of footnotes in fiction. Ashley I’s up after that, because guys love giving roses as much as they love just ripping women’s virginity away from them. Trina somehow gets the third one, and Kelsey and Samantha grab theirs after that.
Juelia (sp?) gets called next, but for some reason Jillian comes down, probably because Juelia (sp?) is spelled weird. In an impressive attempt to compound her embarrassment, she trips on the rug and almost goes down hard, then laughs a laugh that would frighten children, dogs, and the elderly. Then Amber and Tracy get one, before Jillian actually gets called, and does a bunch of squat-thrusts in celebration. Jade (whew!), Nikki, Becca, Carly, and Whitney, you’ve all got roses, and there is but one left.