Matt Damon and Jimmy Kimmel have serious beef. With Kimmel hosting the annual celebrity-filled post-Oscars episode of his late night show and Damon up for a Best Actor for his work in The Martian last night, you knew something was gonna go down. But going full Alien chest-burster? That's not what we were expecting.
In a twist on the classic totem pole trench trope, Ben Affleck walked onstage looking like he'd packed on some disconcerting Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice weight only to reveal Matt Damon clinging to his Good Will Hunting writing partner. Of course, Kimmel was having none of it and had Damon escorted from the premises by security.