Marjorie, about Gary:
"You've been taking fashion advice from a man who dresses like an overgrown ventriloquist dummy." (S7E4, "South Carolina")
Furlong to Amy, referring to her Dan incident, Jonah, and Jonah's sad campaign:
"Holy shit, Brookheimer! When you get an abortion you're supposed to leave the mangled fetus at the clinic, not staple it to the skeleton of a gay condor and run it for president." (S7E5, "Super Tuesday")
Amy and Furlong, to Jonah:
"Congressman Slender Man." (S7E5, "Super Tuesday")
Furlong, to Jonah:
Furlong: "Oh, no, Beautiful Mindfuck. You are not gonna desecrate my convention with more of this Muslim math nonsense."
Jonah: "How do you explain that when I add up my delegates -- with Christian math -- the number is quite different than the official total?"
Furlong: "Because you were born with three umbilical cords wrapped around your neck, Hep-C Kevin McHale." (S7E7, "Veep")
Amy, to Jonah:
"You're a monument to vaginal dryness." (S7E7, "Veep")
Selina, trying to influence Tom James' chief of staff:
"Can't say I blame you. I mean, that Nutmeg State indefinable really turns my hydrant on. The only difference is that I was the most exciting conquest of his life, and you just had the motel room closest to the ice machine.... Trust me, he will never see you as anything other than the T.G.I. Friday's hostess on Proactiv who lets him bend you over his desk while you close your eyes to avoid coming face-to-face with that framed photo of his family's trip to Aspen while he drowns your Little Mermaid back tat in a pool of jizz and admires his own reflection.... I just hate to see smart women throw away their political careers on powerful men who only see them as the gash of least resistance." (S7E7, "Veep")
Life and CBS News, with one final, truly great slight at Selina's expense:
Mike: "We will have more coverage of the funeral of President Selina Meyer. But first, as someone who served with President Meyer for over two decades, I feel I'd be remiss if I did not offer my own heartfelt eulogy to a president who many feel was very underrated and deserved more -- I'm sorry. Breaking news: I've just been told that four-time Academy Award-winning actor Tom Hanks has died at the age of 88." (S7E7, "Veep")