Chad, on residential real estate:
"Get the first out of the way. Nobody ever buys the first house they look at."
Chad, on dentistry:
"The best advice I can give him is to mind his own business and not bring up my name. If he can do that, things will go all right. And if not, I'll be taking his teeth home."
Chad, on Chad:
"I'm not an aggressive guy."
Chad, on contentment:
"I'm not very happy with you. I'm not very happy with you. With you. I'm not maaad... I'm just disappointed."
Chad, on the simple pleasures:
"Life ain't all blueberries and paper airplanes, you know what I mean?"
Chad, on dairy:
"Have a glass of milk, man, and chill out."
Chad, on dairy, again:
Chad, on who's in the castle:
"Pigs are in the castle."
Chad, on what JoJo is to him:
"She's fake, because, I can tell the way she talked to me, I can tell the way she looked at me, and I can tell the way she felt about me. She's either an actress, or she's a complete [THIS WAS BLEEPED OUT, DAMMIT, WHY WAS THIS BLEEPED OUT]. There's only two options there."