Chad, on why he did that:
"I did that because. You. Pushed. Me."
Chad, on impossibilities:
"I can't explain to you the reason you do the things you do, Evan."
Chad, on clotting issues:
"Apparently Evan just bleeds thinking about me."
Chad, on the house he’s staying in with all his buddies:
"It's actually pretty fun around here."
Chad, a la carte dining:
"So it's like, imagine me trying to figure out what restaurant you want to eat at. You know what I mean? I mean, you want ice cream, or you want steak?"
Chad, on who’s who:
"You got the bleeding crying sensitive guy with kids. And then you've got scared of people sensitive guy. This guy's over here here doing yoga."
Chad, on goals:
"Why can't everyone keep my name out of their mouths? Get your own lives."
Chad, on what time it maybe is:
"Maybe I can just keep being chill, but I think apparently you have to take it TO THE LIMIT in order to get back cool again. So maybe it's game time."
Chad, on what guys like him are doing right now:
"Whatever guy like me stole your girlfriend or whatever, it wasn't me. I don't know you. I’ve barely talked to you, and honestly, you keep bringing me up."