Make Every Donald Trump Quote Better by Adding "Pizza"

Published On 09/16/2015 Published On 09/16/2015
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The Donald is famous for dropping quotable sound bites as often as Ronda Rousey drops do-nothing bitches. Still, since it can be tough for some people to stomach too much of Trump's caustic one-liners in any one sitting, the heroes at the "Center for Pizza Prosperity" decided to step in make those quotes a bit more palatable -- by swapping the word "pizza" into some of Trump's most iconic musings.

The result is absolute fried gold, and we've included a few of our favorites below; check out the site for more, or hit up the #makepizzagreatagain hashtag:

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“While I can't honestly say I need an 80-foot pizza, I do get a kick out of having one.”

“Without pizza you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing.”

"If you can’t get rich dealing with pizza, there’s something wrong with you.”

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“Sometimes your best pizzas are the ones you don't make.”

“Show me someone without a pizza, and I'll show you a loser.”

“A nation without pizza is not a nation at all.”

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Gianni Jaccoma is a staff writer for Thrillist, and he still remembers Trump eating pizza with a knife and fork. Follow his geriatric tweets @gjaccoma, and send your news tips to news@thrillist.com



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