“Sometimes your best pizzas are the ones you don't make.”
“Show me someone without a pizza, and I'll show you a loser.”
“A nation without pizza is not a nation at all.”
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Gianni Jaccoma is a staff writer for Thrillist, and he still remembers Trump eating pizza with a knife and fork. Follow his geriatric tweets @gjaccoma, and send your news tips to email@example.com